"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live." [Martin Golding]
I am really getting tired of cleaning up other programmers' code. But sometimes this is part of receiving my pay cheques. Please do me and others a favour and apply sound human reasoning as shown below.
Of course this list is meant to put you in good humour. Look at this list as an intellectual challenge and take it with a grain of salt, please.